Mike: Eh! I took a cab to work just now, the uncle say he fetch you before leh!
Me: HUH?! ?_?

Mike: He say we gave the same driving directions and alighted at the same place, went up to the same building. He asked if you are my colleague.
Me: And then....

Mike: Then he start describing you, long hair, looks havoc havoc, wear hot pants...
Me: HAVOC, WEAR HOT PANTS?!

Me: Wah, I opened a new market for myself, among the taxi uncles I also hong.

Mike is pretty certain that uncle is saying me, but HOW COME THE WORLD IS SO SMALL.
And shorts is not hot pants leh!